If you thought last night was crazy – wait till you read this…
Saturday night started with dinner at Fiddlers Elbow.
This time Tammy and I got a table of our own.
But we ended up at a table right next to the female version of KISS.
We aren’t kidding. As you will see below.
Apparently they liked Tam because they sent her a drink.
This was a big first…
The first time Tam had a girl buy her a drink – which was pretty weird.
We knew you might not believe us, because it sounds so crazy.
But I couldn’t make this stuff up!
I took a picture for proof.
Plus Tam thought she belonged in the group since she loves to kiss.
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After dinner we wanted to play some pool – but the table required four quarters.
We went through our purses and came up with three nickles and a dime.
Not quite enough.
They wouldn’t let us put $1. on a credit card.
We didn’t know what to do.
Tammy decided that she would ask a stranger to give us a dollar.
(Of course she was gonna to pick a handsome stranger!)
I thought she was crazy.
But she was pumped up on liquid courage.
So she walked over to the one table of really good looking guys (who we had been admiring all night) and explained our situation and asked them if they’d be open to giving us a dollar.
I was laughing my head off.
One very handsome gentleman agreed to finance the game – if he could play.
We were okay with that.
Yeah!
The problem is that playing pool with three people is kinda complicated. You each have to take five numbered balls to hit in. The problem with this is remembering which 5 numbers are yours.
I know this doesn’t sound complicated but with Tammy and Brandon both drinking it was quite confusing. Brandon thought he’d won at one point until WE realized that he’d forgotten one ball.
While they couldn’t keep the numbers straight – I was having problems with color. At one point I accidently hit a red ball as the cue ball instead of the white one. No idea what I was thinking.
I couldn’t even blame it on alcohol.
I don’t drink.
I think I was paying more attention to Brandon than the game. At least that’s the story I’m going with. When I realized what I’d done I laughed so hard I almost fell down.
After the game Brandon went back to his friends and we got ready to leave.
Before heading to the door I walked back over and told him…
“Brandon I was thinking that you might, at some point, find yourself in need of some life coaching, so I wanted to make sure that you had my card, okay?
He laughed. His friends laughed. Who knows if I’ll ever hear from him – but he was gorgeous!
Can you believe how bold I’m getting?
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We got in the car and headed towards our next stop.
Then Tammy realized that she didn’t have her cell phone.
Crap!
She had left it back at Fiddlers.
So I turned the car around and headed back.
She was not excited about the walk of shame she had coming, slinking back in to retrieve it.
When we got there and she opened the door to get out… she noticed that her cell phone was on the floor of my car. She had it the whole time!
I almost strangled her – but then I wouldn’t have a wingman – so I let her live.
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When we got to our favorite dance place… we headed out onto the dance floor.
Two minutes later Tammy stops me with this absolutely horrified look on her face.
I’m like..”WHAT?”
Then she points down at the dance floor… and there is her gum.
It fell out of her mouth.
This could be a BAD thing on a dance floor, on Saturday Night.
I ran to the nearest table and asked the guys sitting there if I could steal their napkin, to clean up a little problem. They agreed, but were shaking their heads like we were insane.
Can you imagine how crazy we looked – cleaning up the dance floor with people dancing all around us.
I’m sure the guys were lining up to dance with us!
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We ended up meeting a great group of LDS people that invited us to hang out with them. Tammy is amazed with my “wholesome radar”. I can find the one other non-drinking G-wearer in a room with my eyes shut.
Joe you are so much fun – we can’t wait to hang out with you again!
We also met handsome young Rob (29) who spent most of the evening hanging out with us and Adam who is the best dancer I’ve ever had the pleasure to dance with! I hope to meet him again. That last dance was awesome!
Handsome Rob (the 29 year old) tried to talk us into letting him come home with us –
But that was NOT ever gonna happen.
Are you serious?
Sure made a couple of 40+ ladies feel good though.
We headed home laughing our heads off at our crazy adventures!
(Next time we go out we’re gonna bring the video camera.)