I left the frigid May weather on Friday and boarded a plane for Phoenix. YEAH!
But we didn’t get very far before the pilot realized we needed more gas, so we sat on the runway for a hour waiting to get the tanks topped off. (Don’t they think of this stuff before hand?)
It was driving me crazy because I was kinda excited to get to AZ! But I started visiting with the lady sitting next to me and found out she was going to Cabo!! Great place! Have a lot of good memories there! Ha Ha
When I got to the Phoenix airport, RC tried hiding from me, thinking he was gonna jump out and surprise me. But I saw him immediately ducked down behind some chairs and walked right to him. I mean, it took me all of one second to spot him.
He was like, “How the heck did you see me so quick – I was trying to hide?”
“I’m a mom sweetie! We have eyes in the back of our heads – we see everything!”
We intuitively know where EVERYTHING is, all the time, it’s just a mom thing. The only reason they haven’t found Osama Ben Laden yet… is that they haven’t sent a mom!
After we got my bags, we headed to RC’s house and I got to meet his new room mate Stan.
Dude when your room mate brings a new girl over – put on a Freakin shirt!
If you know Stan… and you’ve seen the movie Date Night, you’ll understand why that is so so funny!
But not to worry RC – I’m not into guys with huge bulging tan muscles and you are the one who schooled Stan in Lovesac snuggling – as a matter of fact, RC – you are so dang good at Lovesac snuggling – you could give lessons! Seriously!
That night we headed to the park for Mike’s Birthday BBQ. The first thing I noticed at the Arizona park party – were thousands of really teeny tiny ants all over the concrete. They were totally freaking me out. Thousands of them!!!
You know how that happens, when you see bugs, and all of a sudden it feels like bugs are crawling on your skin? I got that bad!!!
So we are standing there, meeting everyone, and my attention was totally focused on the dang bugs! I tried stomping on them to clear a little stop to stand, but it was an unstoppable tide – I could have stomped on ants all day and not made a dent in the ant population!
They were driving me crazy!
The gang tried convincing me that the ants were too small to climb up my shoes – which was ridiculous – ants can climb anything! – you guys were no help at all!
Then we sat down to eat… and in the middle of dinner I jumped up and ran away screaming… cause there was a huge bug on the table right in front of me between me and the plate.
(Ok it wasn’t that big – but I was already having the bug heebie geebies!)
There are a lot of bugs in Arizona!
They don’t do so well in Utah cause they freeze their little insect butts off! (It was 101 in AZ and I came back to 39 and snowing in Utah – in May!!!!)
… and I am too an outdoorsy girl!
While at the park, I also got to show off my newly acquired football throwing skills – I throw a mean spiral for a girl so prone to accidents! (and I can catch pretty well too!)
(And yes I do remember the good friend who taught me these skills – thanks buddy!!!)
My homemade guacamole was a big hit at the party – the only problem with it was there wasn’t enough for Elliot. (But you were pretty late dude!) jk – I love ya though so I’ll make you some more when you guys come up for the fourth of July!
Saturday morning RC,Stan and I had Belgium Waffles for breakfast! The guys are still laughing at me… because I tipped the bowl, to clean the batter off one side and dumped it out the other side all the way down the cupboards!
It’s me – what did you expect?
That afternoon was a blast because I got to hang out with the Curtis Fam for yet another BBQ in the hot Arizona sun (Now that I’m sitting here with 3 inches of new snow – I’m sorry I complained about the heat!)
Then I got the rare privilege of hitting the gym with the muscle guys!
Seriously Stan – you can tricep press 130+ pounds? (My limit was 10… 10 pounds!! I couldn’t even lift the 40 pound dumb bell off the rack!!)
Though I did bicep curl a 20 pound bar bell!
(Yes, I do realize that’s the same thing as two 10 pound dumb bells – but it sounds way better – like I’m not quite so pathetic!!!!)
The guys were really patient to let me workout with them and to give me weight training lessons – (though I think it was fair payback for the Lovesac lessons!)
I learned how to use a lot of the dang machines at the gym and got lots of pointers on doing it right – next time you guys see me I’m gonna have actual arm muscles!
By the way, two days later, as I’m writing this, my arms are so screaming in pain – I can hardly type!!!
Saturday night we joined the whole AZ crew for CPK night on the patio (becoming a serious Arizona tradition!) Though it takes FOREVER to get your food when you come with a party of 40 ! I loved getting to know Melissa, Marilyn, Jackie, Reed, Sherri and Terry. (You guys were awesome – thanks for being so kind to me.)
Though I have to admit I was feeling less social than usual… maybe because my attention was on the handsome, delicious smelling guy holding my hand all night!
We reassembled with the crew at Julie’s Bonfire party out in the desert. Though I had some serious concerns about the bugs, snakes and gila monsters out there!
RC’s family, had spent the whole afternoon… explaining to me how those suckers refuse to let go if they bite you… and why people die from the poison! Thanks guys!
We had a blast making smores and watching the men play with fire. They tried making sobe bombs, hotdog bombs and burning all kinds of other stuff – seriously do guys ever grow out of this?
It doesn’t matter how young or old they are… they just love doing stupid stuff with fire!
What is up with that?
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The stars out in the desert were amazing though!
We were all enjoying nature, the cacti and the night sky… until some genius broke out their iphone and started using Google Sky to see the constellations!
Everyone was so impressed… they all had to download it onto their phones right then and there. Then, they spent the next hour… staring at their iphones!!!
You couldn’t even see the real stars because the glow from twenty-five iphones made it too light! Geez you guys!!!
Then Julie and Elliot spent the whole night trying to bluetooth a ringtone.
What makes it even funnier was they were trying to get the “I’m Awesome” ringtone. (The version without the F word – which I’m not sure even exists) – so it would play whenever RC calls her! It was hilarious.
By the time RC and I snuck away from the Bonfire – I was more tired than I’ve ever been in my life! That AZ time difference was catching up with me.
The next day we attended the Gila Valley Temple dedication. It was an awesome meeting and the spirit was incredible. This also gave RC’s bishop a chance to give us the “I’m watching you guys eye” – like texting him all weekend, to make sure we were being good, wasn’t enough.
Seriously who does that – we are freakin 41 years old! I was too tired to do anything more than snuggle in the Lovesac anyway!
Sunday afternoon, I was back at the airport to head home 😦
Back to a summer day in Utah… are you kiddin me!!!!!
I miss the bugs!